have you ever been with a friend and bought a thing a lot
and one day they decide to be nice and buy you that thing
and they call you and say hey I left the thing in your room
and you get home to see it isn’t the thing and they got it wrong
and you’re like no you’ve seen me buy this thing so often
you should know this thing I feel so betrayed why friend why
If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
I only have 1 person who tags me in things because we know each other in real life and a handful other people who regularly reblog me. Are we friends? I don’t know. Anyone wanna let me know?
Guess it depends on your definition of friend. *shrug* I like reading your personal posts as well as your reblogs, but it makes me feel more like a friendly creeper rather than a friend, as it isn’t a mutual conversation between the two of us.
Guns replaced by a thumbs-up by Thumbs & Ammo
This is awesome.
In my head they are all comparing thumbs. And sometimes it’s like “dude, your cool” sorta thing. And then the other person is like “No, dude. It’s YOU’RE.”
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
I NEED ONE
Adorable magic reptilian baby!
Lookit the cute baby Rathian, @whoiszid !!
I wonder if other animals see us and go “I NEED ONE”